Don and his 93 year old grandmother having a conversation this morning.
Don- Grandma, don’t say stuff like that, you will get me in trouble with the mexican (yes my boyfriend calls me ‘the mexican’)
Gma- Oh, no Sabrina never gets mad.
Don- Grandma don’t let that beautiful loving exterior fool you, she has a hot mexican temper, she will cut you while you are not looking.
Me- Don! Not nice! Don’t say stuff like that, you are going to scare her.
Don- Oh yeah, you are right. Hey Grandma just lock your door at night so she can’t get to you.